Easter Jokes
100 Easter Jokes for Kids, Teens and Adults
Easter, a time of renewal and joy, also brings with it a unique opportunity to crack some egg-cellent jokes that are sure to get everyone giggling. Whether you’re sharing a laugh with family over Easter brunch or just looking to add a little humor to your Easter egg hunts, these 100 Easter jokes are the perfect way to hop into the holiday spirit!
1. The Funny Bunny and the Chocolate Eggs
Why did the Easter Bunny hide the eggs? Because he didn’t want anyone to know he was a little chicken!
2. The Mysterious Disappearance
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Lots of egg-xercise!
3. A Hare-Raising Tale
What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!
4. Cracking Up
Why was the Easter egg so good at jokes? It was cracked up!
5. The Egg-ceptional Artist
How does an Easter egg become famous? It gets painted by a celebrity!
6. Bunny Business
Why did the Easter Bunny open a restaurant? He heard people wanted a place for hoppy meals!
7. The Great Egg-scape
How do eggs leave the highway? They take the egg-sit!
8. A Basket of Laughs
What did the eggs do when the light turned green? They egg-celerated!
9. An Egg-citing Surprise
Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little shell-shocked!
10. The Fluffy Detective
What kind of books do bunnies like? Ones with hoppy endings!
11. The Chocolate Challenge
How do you catch a chocolate bunny? With a candy trap!
12. Egg-splorers
Why did the egg go to school? To get egg-ucated!
13. The Bunny Artist
What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you!
14. The Uneggspected Hero
How do bunnies stay healthy? Eggercise!
15. The Egg-straterrestrial Encounter
What do you call an egg from outer space? An “Egg-stra terrestrial”!
16. The Magic Show
What kind of magic does the Easter Bunny perform? Egg-spectacular tricks!
17. The Easter Egg Hunt Mystery
Why did the jellybean go to school? To become a smartie!
18. Bunny Jokes Unlimited
What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
19. The Egg-straordinary Painter
Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken!
20. The Yolky Comedian
What’s an egg’s favorite type of music? Yolk rock!
21. The Egg-spert Gardener
Why did the egg go to the garden? To grow into an eggplant!
22. The Bunny’s Favorite Game
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
23. The Secret Talent
What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A funny bunny!
24. The Easter Egg’s Dream
What do Easter eggs dream of? Being egg-straordinary!
25. The Clever Chick
Why did the chick join a band? Because it had the eggs-factor!
26. The Easter Parade
Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks!
27. The Philosophical Bunny
What do you call a rabbit who is good at telling jokes? A funny bunny!
28. The Egg-cellent Musician
Why couldn’t the Easter egg band play music? They had too many cracked notes!
29. The Bunny Fashionista
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold!
30. The Easter Detective
Why was the Easter egg so good at hiding? It was camoufl-egg-ed!
31. The Artistic Egg
What’s an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
32. The Easter Chef
How does the Easter Bunny like its eggs? Hop-side down!
33. The Bunny Barber
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backward? A receding hare-line!
34. The Chocolate Lover
Why did the chocolate bunny go to the gym? To work off the cocoa!
35. The Egg-ceptional Comedian
Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the shell station!
36. The Easter Magician
What does a magician rabbit say? Abra-cadabra!
37. The Egg-citing Adventure
What do you call a sleeping egg? Eggs-austed!
38. The Bunny’s Day Out
How does a rabbit keep its fur looking good? With hare spray!
39. The Athletic Egg
Why are eggs not very good at sports? They tend to crack under pressure!
40. The Easter Artist
What do you call a rabbit with a paintbrush? A hare artist!
41. The Bunny’s Favorite Sport
What sport do bunnies excel at? Basket-ball!
42. The Wise Old Egg
What do you call an egg with wisdom? An egghead!
43. The Egg-cellent Detective
Why was the Easter egg so good at solving mysteries? It was hard-boiled!
44. The Comical Carrot
Why did the carrot get an award? For being outstanding in its field!
45. The Bunny’s Musical Talent
What’s a rabbit’s favorite musical? Hare Spray!
46. The Egg-streme Athlete
What’s an egg’s favorite type of exercise? Shell-etics!
47. The Rabbit’s Cuisine
What’s a bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP!
48. The Egg’s Favorite Game
Why don’t eggs play hide and seek with bunnies? Because they crack under pressure!
49. The Bunny’s Favorite Treat
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
50. The Artistic Egg
Why did the Easter egg go to art school? To get a little more colorful!
51. The Bunny’s Dream
What do rabbits dream about? Hopping on clouds!
52. The Easter Bunny’s Favorite Day
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
53. The Egg-cellent Actor
Why was the egg so good at drama? It was excellent in shell-acting!
54. The Easter Bunny’s Mode of Transport
How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane!
55. The Bunny’s Magic Trick
What magic tricks do bunnies perform? Pulling carrots out of hats!
56. The Egg’s Philosophy
Why did the egg meditate? To get out of its shell!
57. The Bunny’s Favorite Music
What kind of music do bunnies like? Hip Hop!
58. The Easter Egg’s Favorite Movie
What’s an Easter egg’s favorite movie? The Good, the Bad, and the Eggy!
59. The Bunny’s Favorite Book
What’s a bunny’s favorite novel? The Great Gatsby – by F. Scott Fitzhare!
60. The Egg-spert Painter
Why did the egg become an artist? Because it wanted to express its inner yolk!
61. The Egg-sperienced Chef
Why did the egg go to cooking school? To learn how to egg-scel in the kitchen!
62. The Bunny’s Favorite Pastime
What do bunnies do when they get married? Go on a bunnymoon!
63. The Egg-citing Discovery
What did one Easter egg say to the other? “You crack me up!”
64. The Fashionable Rabbit
What do you call a stylish rabbit? A hare-ista!
65. The Egg’s Favorite Subject
What is an egg’s favorite science subject? Eggonomics!
66. The Rabbit’s Favorite Snack
What do bunnies like to eat at the movies? Hop-corn!
67. The Egg’s Big Dream
What do you call an egg that dreams of being an astronaut? An eggs-plorer!
68. The Bunny’s Favorite Season
What’s a rabbit’s favorite season? Spring, because it’s a great time to hop!
69. The Egg-ucated Reader
What is an egg’s favorite type of book? A yolk-tale!
70. The Easter Bunny’s Workout
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? Lots of hare-obics!
71. The Egg-ceptional Riddle
Why did the egg go to the party? To get egg-rolling!
72. The Bunny’s Breakfast
What does the Easter Bunny eat for breakfast? Hop-tarts!
73. The Egg’s Night Out
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
74. The Rabbit’s Favorite Vegetable
What’s a bunny’s favorite vegetable? A hopper!
75. The Egg-stra Special Talent
Why are eggs so good at singing? Because they have excellent pitch!
76. The Bunny’s Favorite Flower
What is a bunny’s favorite flower? A dande-lion!
77. The Egg’s Artistic Flair
Why did the Easter egg go to the art exhibit? To get a little more cultured!
78. The Bunny’s Leisure Activity
What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hareline!
79. The Egg-straordinary Journey
What did the Easter egg do on its vacation? It went on an egg-spedition!
80. The Rabbit’s Wise Words
What do you call a smart bunny? An egghead!
81. The Egg-cellent Architect
Why did the Easter egg become an architect? To design egg-straordinary buildings!
82. The Bunny’s Favorite Drink
What’s a rabbit’s favorite cocktail? Hop-scotch!
83. The Egg’s Bright Idea
Why was the egg so smart? It had yolks of wisdom!
84. The Rabbit’s Favorite Sport
What do bunnies like to play in school? Hopscotch!
85. The Egg-ceptional Comedian
Why did the egg go on stage? To get a few laughs!
86. The Bunny’s Favorite Song
What’s a rabbit’s favorite pop song? “Hoppy” by Pharrell Williams!
87. The Egg’s Vacation
Where do eggs go on holiday? New Yolk City!
88. The Bunny’s Crafty Hobby
What is a rabbit’s favorite craft? Basket weaving!
89. The Egg’s Favorite TV Show
What’s an egg’s favorite Netflix series? Breaking Bad – because of all the cracking!
90. The Rabbit’s Dream Job
What do you call a rabbit who is a movie star? A hopping actor!
91. The Egg-spert Juggler
Why was the egg so good at juggling? It was egg-stremely talented!
92. The Bunny’s Karaoke Night
What song do bunnies sing on karaoke night? “Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey – it’s a hopping good tune!
93. The Egg’s Favorite Sport
What sport do eggs play? Running – they scramble well!
94. The Bunny’s Night Out
What do bunnies do for fun? Hop to the movies!
95. The Egg-stronaut’s Adventure
Why did the egg go to space? To have an egg-spacial experience!
96. The Rabbit’s Favorite Meal
What is a bunny’s favorite type of pizza? Carrot and hop-peroni!
97. The Egg-ceptional Poet
Why was the egg so good at poetry? It always spoke in rhymes and yolks!
98. The Grand Finale
Why was the Easter Bunny so happy? Because some-bunny loved him!
99. The Bunny’s Lucky Charm
Why did the bunny want to join the baseball team? Because he had the perfect hop for it!
100. The Egg’s Big Aspiration
Why did the egg apply for a job? To make a cracking good impression!
We reach the end of our list with 100 egg-citing Easter jokes! Each one is a little nugget of joy, perfect for bringing a smile to everyone’s face this holiday. Whether you’re gathered around the Easter table, hunting for eggs, or just enjoying a spring day, these jokes are sure to add a dash of humor to your festivities. So keep the laughter going and remember, Easter is not only about the eggs and the bunny, but also about creating happy memories with those we care about. Happy Easter!
